Dash from the Incredibles! I mean he wasn't wearing his mask or anything but it had to be him...otherwise I just had my butt handed to me by a 7 year old!
I was running at a high school in my area. There was a mother walking the track while her son was laying there reading a comic. We passed him at the same time and the boy got up and was running at the same pace as his mom. Of course I passed them (as I should have)! I run around about 3/4 of the track and he BLOWS past me. I literally thought to myself, "How the heck can he be passing me?" So he gets back to his area and stops. I pass him. I go about 50 yards and he blows past me again.
I insist to myself that he must have special shoes or something and I forget about him...until he blows past me for the THIRD TIME! He gets about 15 yards ahead of me and HE TURNS AROUND AND RUNS BACKWARD! He smirks at me, SMIRKS! TAUNTING ME IN MY SLOWNESS. I sooo wanted to give him a nuggie and I would have...if I could have caught him! Humiliation my friends! Painful, horrible, utter humiliation! By a 7 year old. I'm going to go cry now.
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