Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Happy Mother's Day

I hope that all of you people mommies and doggie mommies had a wonderful Mother's Day!

I have had a few people ask me how the half marathon went...proving that no one is reading this!

And that's ok.... since no one reads this thing...I thought I would give poetry a try:

The sky is blue
the grass is green
I'm really glad I have my spleen

My knees don't knock
my eyes don't cross
Sweetness thinks he's the boss

My eyes are green
my hair is short
Football is my favorite sport

I hate my neighbor
his name is Michael
I wish I could ram him with my cycle

I love Goldens
I love cheese
Give me lots of both please

Some say I'm weird
Some say I'm quirky
Too much caffeine makes me jerky

I could go on...But I won't.

I will save the rest for the next time I feel like no one is reading this thing.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

4 comments:

  1. You're a riot! ~sanya

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  2. Actually, you never blogged if you ran the half or not. Only that you were reconsidering. So why are we being warned, blog-slacker? :-)
    Llew

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  3. Bethany, you are so funny! Keep up the good blogging.

    Jennifer

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  4. Belle would like to meet Sweetness so they can share tips on how to thrive as boss of a world they never made.

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